May 2013
when you press backspace a few times in hopes of deleting text and then tHE BROWSER GOES BACK LIKE 5 PAGES
“We are the generation of nostalgia. We grew up in the age of transition. From...”
– (via thebbcisslowlykillingme)
honestly, some of the sexiest things about a guy is the way his voice sounds when he’s tired, the smirk of satisfactory he gets on his face when he knows he’s done something good, and the protective instincts he has when it comes to his girl
Watchz-e-ra:
unironicgoth:
HE TALKED TO ME
OMG
drunkwarrior:
boys are just so cute and nice I wanna hold their hands then stab them in their dumb fucking piece of shit faces
“I had never noticed him before that night. It was as though he didn’t exist, and...”
– Tammara Webber, Easy (via moaka)
satan-5-ever:
blinkpond:
hobbitsandlocks:
hobbitsandlocks:
I told my mom about tumblr helping people get their dream pets and she told me I should jump on the bandwagon
She said if this post get 200,000 notes, I can get a teddy bear hamster like this one
guys my old hamster died of a stroke and I really miss him so please help me get my dream pet k thanks
Gus please my mom is...
“I was prepared, but it still hurt.”
– Hiro Fujiwara (via floralnymph)
1 tag
dontgigglesherlock:
thetimelordwithnoname:
timey-wimey-avenger:
drunj:
if you’re rude to waiters at restaurants i hate you
if you’re rude i hate you
i hate you
rude
ronaldreagay:
started from the bottom and i’ve managed to get worse
“All relationships are doomed. If you emotionally undress in front of someone,...”
– Howard, Fresh Meat (via necrolust)
robertoluongo:
in grade 8 i did a power point presentation on “whooping cough” and my opening slide was a photo of whoopi goldberg coughing and i was the only person who laughed at it and i couldnt start the presentation for like five minutes because i was laughing too hard at my own joke
“guess what”
“what”
“no you have to guess”
selenium-:
peregr1ne:
my mom is trying to pick a colour for her new wheelchair and me and my dad are telling her to get black and she’s just like “but how will I know if someone is stealing it” and my dad is just like “because you’ll be sitting on the floor” and she slapped him
“Immature people falling in love destroy each other’s freedom, create a bondage,...”
– Osho
(via punkrockmermaid)
they-call-me-wonder-woman:
h0odrich:
It’s mad depressing when u eat the last piece of candy but you didn’t look at the bag and realize it was the last one so you could truly appreciate it for what it was worth
This speaks to me on a deep emotional level.
You: "Everybody shut up." *picks up phone* "Hey mum."
Friend1: "HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Friend2: "come back to bed"
Friend3: *various sex noises*
Friend4: "tell her I said hi"
Friend5: "Aye! Pass The Weed."
Friend 6: *blasting out curse words*
Friend 7: "PUT YOUR PANTS BACK ON"
